Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
u forgot these:
- perfect hair
- free clam bra
- u get to lure man
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right
Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt
Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
barely made it
Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want
I’ll be 19 in like 2 1/2 weeks
date a girl who’s me